I’m sure everyone knows about the naked weather reports ~ you know, where people strip as you watch how hot its going to be tomorrow (oh ho!) Well of course, the Japanese went that one step further and they now bring to you: Bukkake News! I stumbled across it yesterday and really…well…really?
I think I like Bukkake News more than I like Naked News. Its far more entertaining.
I wonder how easy it is for her to concentrate on her job of delivering the news. The whole video is just hilarious really! I think my favourite part is at 9 minutes where she still tries to read the news despite the guy trying to get a blow job off her. Her determination is admirable! Despite the fact that he shoves his love slug (yes, I now use that word on a regular basis) in her mouth, she never attempts to stop him or do the opposite and pay attention to him. Rather, she just…keeps trying to read the news.
I wonder if she can even read the news, what with the remains of male ejeculation all over her face. It would be a disaster if they got it [i]too much[/i] in her eyes too…clearly the males of Bukkake News must concentrate and aim very carefully. It would be a disaster if they missed completely and got it on the floor instead!
I really did wish I spoke Japanese (of course, I assume its japanese because of the title) because then I would know if she was making a tonne of innuendo jokes. I think it would go something like this~
Woman: “Today there will be a chance of showers…”
[Male ejeculates onto her face]
Woman: “A chance of hail coming through later…”
[Male throws pre-made frozen cubes of sperm at her face]
Woman: “And tomorrow it will be sunny!”
[Male looks really disappointed.]
BPL out!